I just noticed that I never explained the name of this blog.
Years ago, when I was relatively new at the tech inspection game, I was doing a post accident workup on an ITA BMW 2002Tii that had rolled, and I got to thinking that the real problem was that there was nothing written on the cars to tell the drivers the correct orientation of the car, and thus what they needed was a label just like on boxes and shipping containers saying "This Side Up", and then obviously they'd stop rolling their cars.